Setting the record straight

I'm going to set the record straight... I am not having an affair with the UPS man. I know how people talk, especially when that nice brown truck is in front of my house almost every day. Here is the real story- Christmas shopping just really isn't in cards for us this year. I am not about to take both kids out shopping. Between all our doctor's appointments, a Christmas party, basketball game, etc... I even hate to ask someone to watch our kids again while we go out. It's the busiest time of year for everyone. So, I took to my computer on cyber Monday and so far I have had two deliveries and I think about 5 more coming. See... people talk when they see that truck stop too many times. This doesn't even count what Steve has ordered. I do have to get two more things that I can't get online then I will take the remainder of our budget and get the boys their gifts so I do need to make at least two physical appearances. I just thought I would go on the offensive before rumors start spreading.