Me- Come on buddy we are going to do something fun.
Cooper- Are we going to eat my boogers?
(keep in mind he is still only 3)
Cooper- Mommy can I have a Rice Krispie treat? Remember when I came to hospital to see you when Cameron was here and I ate a Rice Krispie treat?
(I mean really, that was 13 months ago)
Cooper- Daddy, why can't I hear God?