Cooper made a Mother's Day card at school this week. This thing had me in stitches. They decorated the front then the teachers asked the children questions and wrote their answers down inside. I picked him today and when I got back in my car I saw that my mom had called. I called her back before I drove off and was decided to go through his folder at the same time, not realizing this was what was in there. I was in tears I was laughing so hard. I couldn't speak, I was trying to tell my mom what it said but I couldn't get it out. Then she was in tears. I am confident that 30 years from now this will still be my favorite card ever.
Here are the answers just in case you can't read it:
Why did God make mothers?
Because he knows that I was gonna love Mommy
What are mothers made of?
They are straight
What kind of little girl was your mom?
A little baby. God hadn't made me yet
Why did your mom marry your dad?
Because she loves daddy
What does your mom do for fun?
She puts on make-up
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
I would make her flat
Hope you got a good laugh, I sure did!